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It would appear that Fedor will fight a gigantic black dude for his first fight under the strikeforce banner. Does Brett have a shot with the whammer? Or does the doughy russian tool him?

Nover and Stout is official for UFC Fight Night. Although both of these guys are never going to be top tier fighters, this fight should be a great one to watch. Sam Stout always brings it, with Nover were not sure what were going to get.

Holy shit, someone pinch me this cant be real. Quinton Jackson will reportedly play B.A Baracus aka MR.T in the A-Team remake. Its nice to see Rampage take some time out of sexuallly assaulting newly minted cage reporters to hump some bad guys instead.

Strikeforce are in talks to make Jacare / Lawler happen. Lawlers people says they want a fighter thats going to stand and bang, and thats not Renaldo Souze for sure. It would make an interesting match if it happens.

Lucky for Jacare, I dont think Robbie upkicks like Gegard Mousasi.

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN BROCK!

The salaries for Strikeforce Carano vs. Cyborg are in. Holy shit Mousasi got jobbed, no wonder he came in the ring and looked like he didn’t give a shit. The dude got paid 2k for his win while Babalu picked up 75k for getting steamrolled. Gegard, if you need an agent give me a call, because I might be able to help you get paid more.

Reports are coming out from the Florian camp that BJ is a cheater. Man, I really wish that people could just take a loss for what it is.

Tito has his comeback fight officially in the books. He will return at UFC 106 in Las Vegas to fight Ancient Mummy Mark Coleman. Look for this one to be a barnburner if you’re a fan of 2 dudes gassing hard and then laying on each other for 15 minutes.

UFC 100 replay on Spike takes the Carano vs. Cyborg fight out to dinner then has its way with it. Last I checked 2 million views is more then 450k, but yeah its now official that people love free fights.

Lil Nog will soon be coming to the UFC. I swear to god these guys look exactly alike, It’s really starting to freak me out.

Tom Atencio details the downfall on Affliction. I’m glad he was able to fill us in since it came as such a surprise that Affliction went under.

WEE FIREWORKS!

It’s not a big surprise and this wont be the last time we hear about this but that doesn’t stop the doc. Dr. Johnny Benjamin furiously defends Cris Cyborg. I certainly respect Dr. Benjamin but that wont change the fact that I think Cris Santos might be a dude.

At first I decided to make fun of Chuck after I read this, but Ill let him give it a shot because Id really like to see him lose some weight. Chuck Liddell will enter hamburger eating contest dancing with the stars next season. CHUCK LIDDELL OR KELLY OSBOURNE WHO YAH GOT!

WEC featherweight Cole Province, latest jackass to get pinched for the roids.

After being soundly beaten by EL NINO, obviously he had to be cheating says Ishida. This is sad news since I have alot of respect for Ishida, but he does have a point because after all Gilbert trains with Cesar Gracie and his rag tag band of idiots such as Nick Diaz.

Matt Serra is claiming that he isn’t retired and wants a rematch with Matt Hughes. Obviously, he has decided that he still has time left to annoy the shit out of everyone. Hopefully we can look forward to more training vlogs of Matt getting his nails done and dropping off his laundry.

Ancient Mummy Randy Couture talks about why he plans to fight until he is 134 years old. Some other interesting info out of this article is how yound Nogueria is, dude looks like hes 65 yrs old.

Jake Shields calls Frank Shamrock a pussy to put it nicely. Jake probably has a point and we will expect Frank’s retort as soon as Nick Diaz stops punching him.

Phil Baroni working a Kimura

Brian Bowles talks about winning the title from Miguel Torres and why the ref is dumb for making him break his hand on a dude that is unconscious.

UFC signs Mirko ‘CroCop’ Filipovic’s sparring partner Igor Pokrajac (21-5). If hes anything like Crocop he will have a fantastic Eye Gouge.

Tamdan McCrory has been cut by the UFC. This comes as a surprise to me to be honest, as the Barncat has gone 3-3 in the UFC and fights his ass off. Maybe Dana is still real mad about Tamdan wanting to walk in to Thunderhorse.

Ricardo Almeida is making a permanent move to 170. Jon Fitch will welcome him to the division by kicking his ass at 105 or 106.

The “New York Badass” Phil Baroni has been cut by Strikeforce. He is believed to be in talks with the UFC because apparently they need to add some pizazz to fighter walkins.

Matt Lindland signs with Strikeforce. With the recent addition of Mitsuhiro Ishida, Strikeforce now has a monopoly on fighters with the gnarliest fucking ears in history.

I am really looking forward to the Carano / Cyborg fight on Saturday and let me tell you why. Once this fight is done, perhaps I will stop getting eye raped and ad assaulted by showtimes popup adds on every fucking site I visit on the internets. I GET IT STRIKEFORCE, CHILL THE FUCK OUT WITH THE FULL PAGE POPUP AD VIDEOS.

Thales Leites has been cut by the UFC. Plenty of time for him to lay around on stuff now, like the beach perhaps. I was at 101 though and he got absolutely robbed on that decision against Alessio Sakara. That being said, I don’t think anyone will miss him. Dan “Pretty Boy Cramer also got the Ax today.

Vladimir Matyushenko will return to the UFC having last fought there at UFC 44. He has gone 9-1 since last departing the UFC fighting in smaller shows, so lets see how he lasts when he is fighting the big boys again. He will be fighting on UFC 103 which brings this card to 13 fights, good times.

Fresh off being added to the UFC roster, Jake Ellenberger will be replacing Chris Lytle to face Carlos Condit at UFC Fight Night 19.

Veteran fighter and bane of Matt Hughes’ existence Dennis “Superman” Hallman signs a 4 fight deal with the UFC. Hughes has been rumored to have shit his pants upon hearing the news and relocating to Nova Scotia.

Each day NextMMAFighter will bring you the major MMA stories that made headlines in the day that was.

Anderson calls bullshit on a permanent move to 205,. Intends to jump between divisions and continues to claim he wants only top fights at 185 and 205.

Hold it right there buddy, Dana White cancels Video blogs.

Ken Shamrock not done fighting, at least in the courtroom. It appears he will try to fight his way back into the UFC via his legal counsel. Oh boy..

Chris Lytle blows out ACL in practice, will not return at Fight Night 19 against Carlos Condit. This kind of sucks, I was really looking forward to this fight.

Even Quinton Jackson is shitting on Forrest, tweets a dig on Griffin. I’m pretty surprised that Quinton knows how to use Twitter to be honest. http://twitter.com/rampage4real

I’m in Hollywood minding my own business & I look over.. & I see Forrest… he’s still running! about 10 hours ago from web

Dana White rethinks his stance on Chuck, realizes he can still make a shit ton of money if Chuck fights. Griffin vs. Liddell on the horizon? Ill make sure I bring an extra pair of pants.